DEROB CRITIC 2: “fantastic flops, but saved by Jessica’s undies”
fantastic 4: if you r part of the "typical popcorn pinoy" ull defintely enjoy this. I say, its basic, straight to the point, kiddie, the humor, pang pamilya, chuva chuva thing, if u know what i mean. I
ts the usual comic movie targeted to all, like the schumacer batman movies. But if ur derob, no matter how bad a story, plot & acting is for a movie, especially on sci-fi and comic-flicks, never mess with visuals (like war of the worlds-thou its dull, the effects are great). Kahit sa fx lang bumawi ka. But here,– what the… whats that star wars space station doin there in 2005? and the space shuttle docking scene sucks(cgi id tv series caliber); and Mr. Fantastic’s fx in some scenes is just a point better than lastikman (or if they say that would look in real life then our own movie really is pang hollywood). The other heroes fx? satisfying but ive seen those on video games. The smashing of trucks and cars are a bit ok, but still not new. The Incredibles did make a spoil. And another thing, even the scenes, most were rehashed from other movies, say spideyman- the ala oscorp "ur out mr osbourne/mr doom", doom killed d doctor scene just like goblin, etc. There must be a better script than this. Good thing, Binawi lng ng humor ni Human Torch at Thing(yun eh kung kasing babaw niyo ako).
But still, i lab it!, coz if ur derob, the reason is……Jessica Alba(not her but the character she portrayed), all reminds me of Hollowman(u know what i mean, but this time its the other way, o please, rape me!!! not u hollow man). the unclothing thing…..sweeeeet. –5 stars!!!! haha babaw at baboy
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